So this is not the greatest picture for a few reasons. 1st Reason: I weigh like 390 lbs. 2nd Reason: I had to take a picture of a picture. This is me 8 years ago before surgery. I look marvelous.
This is me 8 years later. A few hundred pounds lighter (230 lbs to be exact). I thought I would commemorate this day for posterity. Still not the greatest picture, but a lot better than the one before. Even I will admit that.